Oooops! happen to everyone.
Sometimes, you don’t see the actual beginning of an event chain. You stumble into a chain-in-progress, and the outcome depends on what you do in your portion of the links.
I took the dogs outside to potty. The girls got down to business immediately, but the boy made a beeline for the truck. He kept circling it, sniffing, but his huge nose was stuck up in the air rather than scenting at ground level.
Huh. Time to investigate.
A dead rabbit sprawled on the windshield. I’m an attentive driver. I’m pretty sure I would’ve noticed a rabbit splatting the driver’s side windshield like an oversized bug. A pair of disposable gloves later, I solved the mystery. (I’m not squeamish, but this did make me a bit queasy.)
A small feather stuck to partially identifiable viscera. An owl had used the hood of the truck as a dining room and the windshield as the table.
With nowhere to bury it, the sad little corpse was wrapped in a plastic bag, slid into a funeral urn (one of many empty coffee cans), and double-bagged to go in the trash. Somehow (gosh, how did that happen?), it went directly into the bin without making it into a larger trash bag. It fell to the bottom. It wedged in the interior molding for the trash truck lift arms. It remained there after the disposal company made its rounds.
Over the next week, it ripened in the humid heat of a Midwest summer.
(Maybe leaving the lid off the dogs’ poop scoop bucket would’ve sweetened the localized miasma. Maybe not.)
My hubby (my knight in shining armor whose nose is actually more sensitive than mine) spared me the pry-it-loose-and-bag-it detail.
We come to each other’s rescue from our Oooops! moments.
Our standard We won’t do that again! doesn’t apply to creative, new Oooops!